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because if barack gets one then romney should have one too

mitt romney that is an entire pig like not just a pork loin or something but an entire fucking pig why do you even have that 

mitt romney that is an entire pig like not just a pork loin or something but an entire fucking pig why do you even have that 

mitt romney why are you deeboing that guys parfait you could buy like a billion of those things

mitt romney why are you deeboing that guys parfait you could buy like a billion of those things

i dont know who won the debate tonight but who cares what we should really be focusing on is food and the presidential candidates eating it cause food crosses both party lines

i dont know who won the debate tonight but who cares what we should really be focusing on is food and the presidential candidates eating it cause food crosses both party lines

mitt romney what are you doing you should be doing election stuff not serving sandwiches i mean really 

mitt romney what are you doing you should be doing election stuff not serving sandwiches i mean really 

mitt romney i bet everything tastes better on an airplane cause thats where you seem to eat the most

mitt romney i bet everything tastes better on an airplane cause thats where you seem to eat the most

mitt romney dont you think you have enough cookies there i mean look at your face its like youre high on cookies and while i think thats all well and good for someone who is so against drugs i dont think its okay for you to look like youre on a cookie acid trip i mean really

mitt romney dont you think you have enough cookies there i mean look at your face its like youre high on cookies and while i think thats all well and good for someone who is so against drugs i dont think its okay for you to look like youre on a cookie acid trip i mean really

mitt romney it looks like you have created the worlds first ice cream conga line and i for one approve 

mitt romney it looks like you have created the worlds first ice cream conga line and i for one approve 

burfis said: ok ima let dis slide beccus mittens is adorable but plz dont tag mittens as puppies. some dumb bitch is algready cloggin up the tag with pictures of her face and shit but just plz dun tag puppies if theres not puppies

okay bro its cool i did it for mittens anyway

kawaiiproject:

I know it’s risky to call you at the office, but… Good luck in your speech tonight, Obama-chan~!!

mitt romney i know you arent eating anything right now but i just want you to know that your eyes are adorable and the world loves you please dont stop being kawaii okay

kawaiiproject:

I know it’s risky to call you at the office, but… Good luck in your speech tonight, Obama-chan~!!

mitt romney i know you arent eating anything right now but i just want you to know that your eyes are adorable and the world loves you please dont stop being kawaii okay

mitt romney while you are enjoying this doughnut i hope you are pondering the fact that your intern is snapping a picture of you with instagram and hipster filters dont really do you justice so i propose we stop arguing about gay marriage and illegal immigrants and focus on getting instagram banned cause it makes cool people look stupid know what im saying

mitt romney while you are enjoying this doughnut i hope you are pondering the fact that your intern is snapping a picture of you with instagram and hipster filters dont really do you justice so i propose we stop arguing about gay marriage and illegal immigrants and focus on getting instagram banned cause it makes cool people look stupid know what im saying

mitt romney did she force you to eat that pie or something you dont look very happy about it and she looks like shes trying to extort some money out of you or something so next time dont eat that pie mitt romney

mitt romney did she force you to eat that pie or something you dont look very happy about it and she looks like shes trying to extort some money out of you or something so next time dont eat that pie mitt romney

mitt romney i believe that journalist behind you has mastered the art of “camera sniping” but in reality was probably just taking pictures of your ass because you fine like that also stop being a flight attendent youre supposed to be running for president remember

mitt romney i believe that journalist behind you has mastered the art of “camera sniping” but in reality was probably just taking pictures of your ass because you fine like that also stop being a flight attendent youre supposed to be running for president remember

mitt romney i think you need to stop having orgasms while you eat burgers it looks like you are enjoying yourself a little too much i mean really

mitt romney i think you need to stop having orgasms while you eat burgers it looks like you are enjoying yourself a little too much i mean really

mitt romney while i appreciate your dedication to helping out at the food bank i really must wonder why you are hoarding all of the kraft mac & cheese shouldnt that be going to people in need or something i mean really

mitt romney while i appreciate your dedication to helping out at the food bank i really must wonder why you are hoarding all of the kraft mac & cheese shouldnt that be going to people in need or something i mean really

Anonymous said: There should be anime music playing in the background.

i think mitt romney would appreciate that so i will make it happen